Drunk Last Night
Drunk last night
Drunk the night before
We’re gonna get drunk tonight
Like we’ve never been drunk before
‘Cos here we are, hey!
Happy as can be,
We are the boys/girls
From the Varsity
Glorious, victorious
One keg of beer between the four of us
Thank God there are no more of us
‘Cos one of us could drink the bloody lot
Without his/her pants on
‘Cos one of us could drink the bloody lot
Roll over Mabel
Your navel’s on the other side
Goosh goosh goosh
